The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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