Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
home. puking in laundry basket.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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