Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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