I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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