I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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