The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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