Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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