o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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