just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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