Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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