I love black thongs
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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