it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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