On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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