I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
My vagina is officially offended.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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