I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Sext me about skeletons
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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