Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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