I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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