: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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