suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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