ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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