Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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