Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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