Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize