"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
im holly from the hills drunk
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So much Jack, so little girl.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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