You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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