I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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