Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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