id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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