Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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