shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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