I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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