how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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