Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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