why didn't you poke me back
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the condom got lost in my hair
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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