were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We got so high we made milksteak
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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