I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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