spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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