You really coming over, don't trick.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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