question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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