I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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