3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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