Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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