That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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