So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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