I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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