I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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