Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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