shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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