I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
