Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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