i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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