so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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