what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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