That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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