Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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