HIV tests are more positive than that guy
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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